Camp Coulda-Woulda-Shoulda is a satirical self-help storyverse about the weird little patterns that keep grownups stuck.
Settling. Avoidance. Overthinking. Procrastination. Chaos. Drama. Control. Regret... all the classics.
Instead of pretending those patterns are easy to fix, Camp gives them names, uniforms, clipboards, cabins, and deeply questionable leadership roles.
Around here, your stuckness has a staff assignment, but lucky for you there's a way out.
He's the camp's director and keeps things comfortable, familiar, and just barely acceptable.
He’s the voice that says, “That’ll do,” right before you abandon your better idea.
Chaos Dragon starts the fire, complains about the smoke, then takes credit for saving the day.
If everything feels urgent, he may be nearby with a clipboard and a match.
Drama Llama turns small moments into full productions.
She thrives on gossip, tension, and making sure everyone knows exactly who “started it.”
Captain RedFlag spots trouble early, then somehow convinces you to ignore it.
Charming, loud, and suspiciously confident, he makes bad ideas feel weirdly reasonable.
Scope Creep makes every simple plan bigger, messier, and mysteriously more expensive.
He’s why “quick project” now has a subcommittee and a merch strategy.
The Control Freak believes nothing can fall apart if she personally holds every string.
Unfortunately, the tighter she grips, the more tangled everything gets.
The Distraction Squirrels show up whenever focus is required.
They bring tabs, snacks, errands, ideas, and one very convincing reason to reorganize a drawer.
The Ghost of Should’ve haunts old decisions, missed windows, and paths not taken.
He can’t change the past, but he will absolutely narrate it at 2:00 a.m.