Moe, the Mediocre Ogre

I'm Moe. Camp Director, Chief Mediocrity Officer, and the person generally responsible for keeping Camp Coulda-Woulda-Shoulda from becoming too ambitious about itself. I handle the bunks, the coffee, the paperwork, and most decisions that can't be avoided by pretending not to see them.

I believe a good camp runs on reasonable expectations and minimal fuss. Maps are available if you insist. Plans are tolerated in moderation. Dreams are best stored somewhere safe until everyone has had a chance to think about whether they're really worth the trouble. If something can wait until later, that usually means it can wait until much later, which is practically the same thing as solved.

You'll find me around Camp reheating coffee, sitting through half of meetings, and keeping a close eye on anyone who appears dangerously motivated. The Observation Deck has opinions about my leadership style. They often use words like "stagnation" and "avoidance." I prefer "steady." Either way, I've been here a long time, camper. There's probably a reason for that...