Drama Llama

I'm Drama Llama, Director of Unnecessary Escalation. I oversee Camp's social calendar, cabin relations, and the unofficial communication network that everyone claims doesn't exist but somehow knows who left breakfast early. I also keep an eye on the general emotional weather, which changes much faster than the actual weather and is rarely posted on the bulletin board.

I know every cabin's group chat, who's currently "fine," and which picnic table should be avoided because two people sitting there haven't spoken since Thursday. This is useful information. Camp is a community, and communities require awareness. Sometimes that means asking a thoughtful follow-up question. Sometimes it means having a screenshot ready in case the timeline becomes relevant.

You'll find me in the Arts & Crafts cabin spilling someone else's tea, organizing something nobody asked me to organize, or quietly determining whether a weird interaction means anything. I have excellent hearing, terrible timing, and once won Camp's talent show with a seven-minute dramatic reading of an unsigned suggestion-box complaint.