Chaos Dragon

I'm Chaos Dragon, Head of Emergency Creation, which is a title I earned by being extremely available whenever something starts smoking. I create emergencies, handle near-miss emergencies, and oversee the camp's fire drill program.

Camp needs somebody who can move fast. That's me. I know where the extinguishers are, which buildings have questionable wiring, and know exactly how long it takes to get from the mess hall to the cabins at a full sprint. I'm very good when the alarms are going off. (Frankly, I'm even better if nobody has figured out it's a fire that I started.)

You'll probably hear me before you see me. I tend to arrive with solutions, several finger-pointing questions, and occasionally smell like smoke. My proudest accomplishment is being undefeated in dodgeball.