the staff. They're the problem. Also, weirdly, the lesson.
Moe, the Mediocre Ogre & Camp Director
Drama Llama, Director of Unnecessary Escalation
Chaos Dragon, Head of Emergency Creation
Moe's the camp's director and keeps things comfortable, familiar, and just barely acceptable.
He’s the voice that says, “That’ll do,” right before you abandon your better idea.
Chaos Dragon, Head of Emergency Creation
Drama Llama, Director of Unnecessary Escalation
Chaos Dragon, Head of Emergency Creation
Chaos Dragon starts the fire, complains about the smoke, then takes credit for saving the day.
If everything feels urgent, he may be nearby with a clipboard and a match.
Drama Llama, Director of Unnecessary Escalation
Drama Llama, Director of Unnecessary Escalation
Drama Llama, Director of Unnecessary Escalation
Drama Llama turns small moments into full productions.
She thrives on gossip, tension, and making sure everyone knows exactly who “started it.”
Captain Redflag, Chief Warning Sign Officer
Drama Llama, Director of Unnecessary Escalation
Drama Llama, Director of Unnecessary Escalation
Captain RedFlag spots trouble early, then somehow convinces you to ignore it.
Charming, loud, and suspiciously confident, he makes bad ideas feel weirdly reasonable.
Scope Creep, Manager of One More Thing
Control Freak, Supervisor of Absolutely Everything
Control Freak, Supervisor of Absolutely Everything
Scope Creep makes every simple plan bigger, messier, and mysteriously more expensive.
He’s why “quick project” now has a subcommittee and a merch strategy.
Control Freak, Supervisor of Absolutely Everything
Control Freak, Supervisor of Absolutely Everything
Control Freak, Supervisor of Absolutely Everything
The Control Freak believes nothing can fall apart if she personally holds every string.
Unfortunately, the tighter she grips, the more tangled everything gets.
Distraction Squirrels, Dept of Sudden Side Quests
Control Freak, Supervisor of Absolutely Everything
Distraction Squirrels, Dept of Sudden Side Quests
The Distraction Squirrels show up whenever focus is required.
They bring tabs, snacks, errands, ideas, and one very convincing reason to reorganize a drawer.
Ghost of Should've, Archivist of Past Chances
Control Freak, Supervisor of Absolutely Everything
Distraction Squirrels, Dept of Sudden Side Quests
The Ghost of Should’ve haunts old decisions, missed windows, and paths not taken.
He can’t change the past, but he will absolutely narrate it at 2:00 a.m.